uhm yes Zuza tagged me and I have to do this heeheee
enjoy i guess??
it has taken forever to finish ugh sorry for typos and stuff
1. Are looks important in a relationship?
uhm... yes? XDDD not the most important thing tho
2. Are relationships ever worth it?
3. Are you a virgin?
4. Are you in a relationship?
5. Are you in love?
SO MUCH YUP
6. Are you single this year?
7. Can you commit to one person?
uhm, yes ;w;
8. Describe your crush
ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY DESCRIBE THEIR CRUSH
witty, cute, intelligent, cute, adoRABLE AND PERFECT ahh---
9. Describe your perfect mate
Intelligent, intelligent, cute, cute, um... that's aLL I guESS??
10. Do you believe in love at first sight?
not really D:
11. Do you ever want to get married?
12. Do you forgive betrayal?
um.. I don't think so
13. Do you get jealous easily?
14. Do you have a crush on anyone?
15. Do you have any piercings?
do pierced ears count? XDD
16. Do you have any tattoos?
17. Do you like kissing in public?
20. Do you shower every day?
*whispers* I'm sometimes too tired to shower and just go to sleep *dramatical zoom* FOR TWO DAYS IN A ROW *dramatical music*
21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
I hope so >3
23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
Of course XD
24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?
I already am heehee
26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
not yet? XD (my mum)
27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?
28. Have you ever been cheated on?
29. Have you ever cheated on someone?
30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?
My NOSE UGh somebody make it longer and smaller for me PLEASE
31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?
32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?
33. Have you ever had sex with a man?
34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?
35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?
37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
Luckily, no XD
38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?
My mum? XD plus the "Dlaczego, ah dlaczego" series
41. Have you had sex so far this year?
"So far" oh god XD no
42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
what kind of a question iz dis excuse u (actually I have no idea)
43. How long was your longest relationship?
okay since I was in a relationship, like, in kindergarten I don't count this as a relationship (I was such a lame kid omg)
sooooooooo liek a month haha /dies
44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
uH ONE I GUESS
45. How many people did you kiss in 2012/2013?
46. How many times did you have sex last year?
47. How old are you?
I am 16 :3
48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
"weLL then be happy hasta la pasta bby"
49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?
you mean ONE thiNG are you fucking kidding me
wow there's so much of it liiike her eyes (whatever colour they are LOL) and hair aaand mouth (its shape aaa-) and her personality ahhh and her sense of humour and her voice and everYTHING and that she's tiny (like me, ha)
50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
That one is tough, but I think no
51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?
52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?
I don't think so
53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
did you mean like
uhm, no(t yet?)
54. Is there someone you will never forget?
55. Share a relationship story.
"Lol k so I love you dun hate me plox"
"Uh well I actually love u too lol"
"so we together yes"
"uh um yes"
56. State 8 facts about your body
1. it is WEIRD
2. it is small
3. no boobs sorry
4. it is not very, uhm, flexible XD
5. I can't reach my toes ahaha--
6. I am blind without my glasses
7. also then you take my glasses off I'm like 100000 times uglier
8. my arms are pretty strong :3
57. Things you want to say to an ex
"yooo faggit you have no idea wat u just lost"
58. What are five ways to win your heart?
it's pretty simple duh
1. hug me
2. give me tea
3. wow cuddle more
4. kiss me
5. uh hug me again please
59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)
60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?
1 year uvu
61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?
their eyebrows c: and eyes
62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?
I have no idea o_o
63. What is your definition of “having sex”?
uhm well there is a penis and a vagina and they do the thing but there can be also two vaginas and two penises because fuck the system i don't even know anymore
64. What is your definition of cheating?
when you are in a relationship and you kiss/frickfrack other people
65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?
we can cuddle and eat French fries together
66. What is your favourite roleplay?
okay I can tell you
I wear an apron or something
and I give you fries
but I eat teh fries
and u punish me
is that okay
67. What is your idea of the perfect date?
how about doing cute stuff i donT KNOW
68. What is your sexual orientation?
kidding, it's chipsexual
69. What turns you off?
FURRY PORN STUFF
UGH THIS IS JUST--
also lots of white stuff in hentai mangas, it's disgusting
it's called sperm marta
70. What turns you on?
especially bondage ahhhh--
71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?
I sometimes dream I am masturbating does that count
it's kinda sad tho
*gasps* I once had a dream when I had a penis and it was disgusting
72. What words do you like to hear during sex?
"Chcesz frytki, wojka?"
73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
I don'T KNOW
or kiss me i dunno ;A;
74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?
...um that's a hard one XD I dunno
75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?
76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?
I don't knoooow nothing I do is sweet ok XD
77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?
2 years is ok
6 years is ok
10 years is ok
15+ in okay but kinda... you know, you were just a kid when your partner was already a teenager what is this bullshit
20+ LOL NOPE
[[my stepfather is 11 years older than my mum and I am perfectly fine with that lol]]
also I like shotacon/lolicon but hate pedophilia ye
78. What’s your dirtiest secret?
well I masturbate a lot but I guess it's not a secret
or is it
79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?
i am nOT TELLING YOU *tsun tsun*
80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
81. Who are five people you find attractive?
5. most youtubers XD
82. Who is the last person you hugged?
my stepfather? or my mum ye
83. Who was your first kiss with?
84. Why did your last relationship fail?
I had a boyfriend in kindergarten BUT THAT DOES NOT COUND AS A RELATIONSHIP BECAUSE THAT WOULD MEAN MY FIRST KISS WAS WITH SOME FAT KID I LIKED OKAY ;;;;A;;;; DON'T DO THAT TO ME
I AM REPEATING MYSELF BECAUSE THIS IS IMPORTANT OK
whether it was or wasn't a relationship, it failed because I grew up and was like "wat. wat. wat am I doing dis aint love wut" aaand obviously, I treat him like a friend now (SERIOUSLY THO, I WOULD NEVER DATE HIM XDDD cruel but true)
85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?
holy shit it's doooone
welp that was fun
you just wasted your time reading about my pervy self, thanks
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